Humor

A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of a bottle. During her struggle the phone rang, so she asked her 4-yearold daughter to answer the phone.

“Mommy can’t come to the phone right now. She’s hitting

the bottle.”

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A policeman parked his van in front of the station and gathered his equipment. His K-9 partner, Jake, was barking. A little boy stared at them and asked. “Is that a dog you got back there?”

“It sure is,” he said. Puzzled, the boy asked, “What did he do?”