Humor

Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet. He insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital.

After a chat about rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator.

On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him.

"I don't know," he said. "She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown."

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A senior citizen said to his eighty-year-old buddy, "So I hear you're getting married?"

"Yep!" "Do I know her?" "Nope." "Is she good looking?" "Not really." "Is she a good cook?"

"Naw, she can't cook too well."

"Does she have lots of money?"

"Nope! Poor as a church mouse."

"Why in the world are you marrying her?"

"Because she can still drive!"

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An elderly gentleman had hearing problems, so he got fitted for a set of hearing aids. A month later, he went back for a checkup, and his hearing was 100%. The practitioner said, "Your family must be pleased you can hear again."

The man replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet.

"I just enjoy sitting and listening to their conversations, and I've changed my will three

times.

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A man told his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost $4,000, but it's state of the art. It's perfect."

"Really," said the neighbor. "What kind is it?"

"Twelve thirty."