Humor

A husband and wife in their nineties had problems remembering things.

During a checkup, the doctor said, "You're physically okay, but you might want to start writing things down to help remember."

While watching TV that night, the old man got up from his chair.

"Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?" he asked.

"Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?"

"Sure."

"Write it down so you remember," she said.

"No, I can remember it." "Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so you remember."

He said, "I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries."

"I also want whipped cream on it. I'm certain you'll forget that. Write it down!" she said.

Irritated, he said, "I don't need to; I can remember.

"Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream. I got it, for goodness sake!"

He toddled into the kitchen. Twenty minutes later he returned and handed his wife plate of bacon and eggs. She stared at the plate for moment and asked.

"Where's my toast?"