What's Going On
by the Buckeye News Hounds

Before the first snowfall of Christmas, Saturday, Dec. 15, Jim Frey, AHS '73, discovered the following note blowing down the sidewalk along the Red Cross Drug Store building on Stryker Street. By the sound of the note, it must have been written by a wife to her husband:
Move generator
Milk
Plug-in back up
Sump pump
Check food
Wood up.

What husband would not want to lose such a note, especially on a Saturday?

Someone's in trouble.